are there people who like… don’t live in constant fear that all of their friends all secretly hate them and are constantly annoyed by everything they do??? how???
(via temporaryfeelinq)
(via asslasagna)
I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things
it’s that “treat yo self” nihilism
(via asslasagna)
what 👏🏻 does 👏🏻 gender 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 fighting 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 country
(via isaac)
You would not believe your guts
If ten million of deez nuts
I read this to the tune of “fireflies”
Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that
(via kimpossibooty)
(via cowgirrlfromhell)
dentist: open up please
me: sometimes i get sad